Lunch time. Rushed to 7-11 in quest for Calbee chips. No luck - still no stock. I haven't eaten anything since yesterday evening.
I can't believe this, there won't be lunch breaks for 3 consecutive days in every week... starting from next week! Dammit, I'm going to kill the bastard that makes this stupid class schedule.....!!!!!
Everyone seemed to appear food-like every minute. There's A.D looking like a leg of lamb on his seat. Man, Nadia looked as hot as a teriyaki chicken wing. Mr. Raj appeared in class as a mountain of chocolate cake. And Steward the Evil Shorty reminded me of a pack of Calbee chips. Even Bang Mad strangely resembled a rubber chicken...
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I can't believe this, there won't be lunch breaks for 3 consecutive days in every week... starting from next week! Dammit, I'm going to kill the bastard that makes this stupid class schedule.....!!!!!
Everyone seemed to appear food-like every minute. There's A.D looking like a leg of lamb on his seat. Man, Nadia looked as hot as a teriyaki chicken wing. Mr. Raj appeared in class as a mountain of chocolate cake. And Steward the Evil Shorty reminded me of a pack of Calbee chips. Even Bang Mad strangely resembled a rubber chicken...
You could say this one is "babelicious".
God, this is crazy. I'm so hungry I could become a cannibal.
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Faizal's cat snuck into the kitchen again. Sorry cat burglar, Amel's fridge is as empty as his soul today. I confined it under the big wok. I wonder what a cat tastes like when cooked?
Le chat au le pain?
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Say, ever heard of good food-related jokes lately? Here's one:
"Ajis, Ramli and Sudin travelled around the Peninsula together. One day, they got lost in an unknown village and as it was getting late they needed a place to stay for the night. They saw a wooden kampung house and knocked on the door. An old farmer answered the door and the three friends asked if they could stay for the night. The farmer let them sleep at his house but with one condition: no matter what happen they must not peek inside the room at the far corner of the house. Thinking nothing of it, the friends went to sleep.
However, the three friends grew curious about the prohibited room and they woke up in the middle of the night to have a peek inside that room. They discovered the farmer's daughter sleeping inside the room and fell instantly in love with her. The next day, the three friends told the farmer that they wanted to propose for his daughter's hand in marriage. This angered the farmer since he realized the three friends had peeked inside his daughter's room. So the farmer decided to punish them and he told them to go to his orchard and pick one fruit each. Ajis returned with a rambutan and the farmer plugged it up Ajis' nose! Ramli came back with a mangosteen and the farmer did the same thing to Ramli! Both friends suddenly started laughing. The farmer was puzzled and asked them why they were laughing when they were supposed to feel hurt. They said they saw Sudin picking a durian."
Got my road tax renewed today. Now I can go to the drive-thru in McD's.
However, the three friends grew curious about the prohibited room and they woke up in the middle of the night to have a peek inside that room. They discovered the farmer's daughter sleeping inside the room and fell instantly in love with her. The next day, the three friends told the farmer that they wanted to propose for his daughter's hand in marriage. This angered the farmer since he realized the three friends had peeked inside his daughter's room. So the farmer decided to punish them and he told them to go to his orchard and pick one fruit each. Ajis returned with a rambutan and the farmer plugged it up Ajis' nose! Ramli came back with a mangosteen and the farmer did the same thing to Ramli! Both friends suddenly started laughing. The farmer was puzzled and asked them why they were laughing when they were supposed to feel hurt. They said they saw Sudin picking a durian."
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Got my road tax renewed today. Now I can go to the drive-thru in McD's.
FAT LIP - SUM 41
is playing on my mind today
Main pic title:
The Wicked Wok
Taken from:
Jerry7171's in Flickr!. And no - I didn't send Faizal's cat there, even though I wanted to...
Taken from:
Jerry7171's in Flickr!. And no - I didn't send Faizal's cat there, even though I wanted to...
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