A funny thing happened today.
I was in the school's bathroom finishing my business before this new guy came in, obviously to answer the call of nature. As I washed my hands, I looked in the mirror and was tempted to see how long my hair is after 2 years of growing it.
So as I untied my ponytail, the door behind me suddenly swung open and a guy stepped in. I looked at his reflection in the mirror, and saw that he had a surprised look on his face. Clearly in embarrassment, he said, "Sorry, miss. I thought this was the men's room!"

Before I could say anything, the guy had already disappeared to the next floor in search of the 'men's room'. I remembered that the ladies' room on the floor below has its sign taken off. I tied my hair back in a ponytail and waited for a few minutes.
As expected, there were female screams and giggles along with a male voice saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" heard from the ladies' bathroom.
The guy returned to the bathroom and looked back at me with a face red as a tomato. He's probably flushed from embarrassment or from climbing up and down the stairs with a full bladder.
"You-" he began to say, but didn't manage to finish his sentence when I quickly pointed at the urinals. He rushed in gratefully while I sneaked out chuckling wickedly inside.

I just love it when the new freshmen start arriving into the faculty.
"TOUCH THE SKY" BY KANYE WEST & LUPE FIASCO is playing in my mind today.
I was in the school's bathroom finishing my business before this new guy came in, obviously to answer the call of nature. As I washed my hands, I looked in the mirror and was tempted to see how long my hair is after 2 years of growing it.
So as I untied my ponytail, the door behind me suddenly swung open and a guy stepped in. I looked at his reflection in the mirror, and saw that he had a surprised look on his face. Clearly in embarrassment, he said, "Sorry, miss. I thought this was the men's room!"
Before I could say anything, the guy had already disappeared to the next floor in search of the 'men's room'. I remembered that the ladies' room on the floor below has its sign taken off. I tied my hair back in a ponytail and waited for a few minutes.
As expected, there were female screams and giggles along with a male voice saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" heard from the ladies' bathroom.
The guy returned to the bathroom and looked back at me with a face red as a tomato. He's probably flushed from embarrassment or from climbing up and down the stairs with a full bladder.
"You-" he began to say, but didn't manage to finish his sentence when I quickly pointed at the urinals. He rushed in gratefully while I sneaked out chuckling wickedly inside.
I just love it when the new freshmen start arriving into the faculty.
"TOUCH THE SKY" BY KANYE WEST & LUPE FIASCO is playing in my mind today.

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