I’m shutting down TLP Muzik Pix. Got informed (Ref: DMCA Takedown Notification) that it’s blacklisted for copyright infringement. Oh well… guess there’s no loss in following laws. C’est la vie.
Now let me figure out how I got stranded in my apartment on this Thursday afternoon. Oh yeah, I remember now. It’s all because of Jess. If she didn't make such a fuss over me, I would have now been blogging at class instead.
I keep having heavy nose bleeds for the past few days. No big deal, it usually happens to me when I’m exposed too much to sunlight. Probably due to the hours I spent on archery practice. But Jess was horrified and thought I might be having brain clot after, while talking to her, some drops of blood accidentally dripped from my nose onto her notebook.
And she tricked me into going to the campus clinic to see the doctor when I told her it was nothing serious…!!!
The doctor examined me and informed us that it was only body temperature maladjustment - I have problem coping with prolong heat due to my unusual low body temperature. I'm naturally cold-blooded. This probably explains why I'm tanned but pale, and why I can't stand the sun for more than two hours. So I guess if you want to murder me, drowning me in cold water won’t work. Hey, it’s already been tried by Dad's mother when I was a kid. I wonder if saunas could kill me?
Got an MC for the day, but I'm still pissed off with Jess for treating me like a baby. I stuffed my bloody tissues inside her handbag while she’s not looking.
Yawn... I'm damn bored. Chocolates nearly finished. Must stock up ratio. Watched the news. They’re appointing some Chinese lady to manage the PKNS? I guess it's okay. Expect another Chinatown in Shah Alam… yessshh, folks… gitcher’ cheap melamine cell-phone covers from China here… What, baju kebaya? Sorry, we’ve moved them to Anggerik Mall because, puh-lease… it’s nothing compared to our super-sexy, historically-twisted cheongsam which only our ridiculously skinny and pale ah mois can fit into…
WTF?! What the hell am I saying…
Let me change the channel. Air Asia is flying to India… what’s in India? Dato’ Shah Rukh Khan (I want his wardrobe collection)… It’s cool that Shah Rukh Khan gets the title Dato’ from Malaysia. If he can do it, then I wanna get knighted by the Queen of Britain and be Sir Amel Hanan… but to do that I must go slay all the dragons in Britain first… ahh, wait – there are no more dragons in Britain… no matter, I’ll go slay all those bad American actors and actresses who ruined Japanese great cinematic horror flicks like Ju-on and Ringu. And also King Kong…
Errhh… why am I rambling so much? Why am I feeling so dizzy? Why is the keyboard wavering under my hands? Feels hot in here. Trying to reach for the fan but the fan is dancing away from me. Strange-looking chocolate wrappers… did I buy these?
Read wrapper: 70% COGNAC
Cognac?! Isn't that some kind of booze? Don’t tell me these are the chocs that Nymo gave me yesterday…?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Amel is drunk from alcoholic chocolates... my sins are compiling… I’m such a bad Muslim… I’m really gonna burn in Hell… no, wait – I can taubat, I can taubat… wait - I wanna love someone before I burn in Hell… no, wait- I can’t, I’ve already sold my soul to the Devil for my present Fate… Asmodeus, why did you cross my path at that time…?
Nymo…
You idiot. I am soooo gonna kick your assssss……!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZZzzzzzzzzz…….
“BLEED IT OUT" BY LINKIN PARK is playing in my mind today.
Now let me figure out how I got stranded in my apartment on this Thursday afternoon. Oh yeah, I remember now. It’s all because of Jess. If she didn't make such a fuss over me, I would have now been blogging at class instead.
I keep having heavy nose bleeds for the past few days. No big deal, it usually happens to me when I’m exposed too much to sunlight. Probably due to the hours I spent on archery practice. But Jess was horrified and thought I might be having brain clot after, while talking to her, some drops of blood accidentally dripped from my nose onto her notebook.
And she tricked me into going to the campus clinic to see the doctor when I told her it was nothing serious…!!!
The doctor examined me and informed us that it was only body temperature maladjustment - I have problem coping with prolong heat due to my unusual low body temperature. I'm naturally cold-blooded. This probably explains why I'm tanned but pale, and why I can't stand the sun for more than two hours. So I guess if you want to murder me, drowning me in cold water won’t work. Hey, it’s already been tried by Dad's mother when I was a kid. I wonder if saunas could kill me?
Got an MC for the day, but I'm still pissed off with Jess for treating me like a baby. I stuffed my bloody tissues inside her handbag while she’s not looking.
Yawn... I'm damn bored. Chocolates nearly finished. Must stock up ratio. Watched the news. They’re appointing some Chinese lady to manage the PKNS? I guess it's okay. Expect another Chinatown in Shah Alam… yessshh, folks… gitcher’ cheap melamine cell-phone covers from China here… What, baju kebaya? Sorry, we’ve moved them to Anggerik Mall because, puh-lease… it’s nothing compared to our super-sexy, historically-twisted cheongsam which only our ridiculously skinny and pale ah mois can fit into…
WTF?! What the hell am I saying…
Let me change the channel. Air Asia is flying to India… what’s in India? Dato’ Shah Rukh Khan (I want his wardrobe collection)… It’s cool that Shah Rukh Khan gets the title Dato’ from Malaysia. If he can do it, then I wanna get knighted by the Queen of Britain and be Sir Amel Hanan… but to do that I must go slay all the dragons in Britain first… ahh, wait – there are no more dragons in Britain… no matter, I’ll go slay all those bad American actors and actresses who ruined Japanese great cinematic horror flicks like Ju-on and Ringu. And also King Kong…
Errhh… why am I rambling so much? Why am I feeling so dizzy? Why is the keyboard wavering under my hands? Feels hot in here. Trying to reach for the fan but the fan is dancing away from me. Strange-looking chocolate wrappers… did I buy these?
Read wrapper: 70% COGNAC
Cognac?! Isn't that some kind of booze? Don’t tell me these are the chocs that Nymo gave me yesterday…?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Amel is drunk from alcoholic chocolates... my sins are compiling… I’m such a bad Muslim… I’m really gonna burn in Hell… no, wait – I can taubat, I can taubat… wait - I wanna love someone before I burn in Hell… no, wait- I can’t, I’ve already sold my soul to the Devil for my present Fate… Asmodeus, why did you cross my path at that time…?
Nymo…
You idiot. I am soooo gonna kick your assssss……!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZZzzzzzzzzz…….
“BLEED IT OUT" BY LINKIN PARK is playing in my mind today.
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